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The plug being pulled on spring temperatures
it's 40 degrees after a week of balmy 70's and it's Indian Winter
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When one applies stress to an arm by twisting the upper part of the arm counterclockwise and the lower part of the arm clockwise.
Man 1: Hey I just gave my little brother a sick Indian sunburn and he cried lol
Man 2: Damn bro you need to treat ur brother better
Man1: Nah that little brat got what was coming to him
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A woman dripping menstrual blood on another person's forehead.
I woke up to her giving me the Monthly Indian as pay back.
Whenever my girl is on her period I like her to give me the Monthly Indian.
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a thirty pack of beer carried from the beer store back to the rez
can i have a ride my indian suitcase is getting heavy
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The ability to get base runners out in games like baseball, whiffleball, kickball and slug by hitting the runner with a thrown ball.
Dude, why'd you throw the ball at me? That hurt!
You're out! Indian Rubber rules.
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When you eat Indian food, an about 5 minutes after you're done eating, you feel a rumble in your stomach followed by a massive shit.
Mike: Damn, that was some good Curry! Very spicy!
Frank: Oh ya, I really enjoyed it! ::stomach rumbles::
Mike: You OK dude?
Frank: Yeah I'm good =/ .... :: runs to the bathroom to take a dump::
Mike: Wow...looks like he has a case of the Indian Shits!
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When a man is having vaginal sex doggy style then pulls out and shoves it in her ass causing her to scream while simultaneously putting his hand over the woman's mouth moving it back and forth to create the sound of a indian war cry
The first time I gave a Screaming Indian my neighbors called the cops
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