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An Indiana Bullwhip is when you shit in a tubesock, tie it, and hit someone with it.
Dude! Look at this streak on my face from that Indiana Bullwhip!
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A small town where you have absolutely nothing to do except get pregnant before the age of fourteen, drugs, and a skate park where there are more drugs sold there.
Welcome to Brazil, Indiana the town that never sleeps.
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To swap one object with another very quickly and stealthily, much like the famous scene from Indiana Jones. This action is sometimes followed by a boulder chase scene.
My pen stopped working, so I Indiana Jones'd it with Jeff's. Then I ran like hell from a giant rolling rock.
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To kill someone after they try acting cool.
Like in the film where the arab tries showing off his skills with the sword and Indy just shoots him.
Guy 1: Yeah, this little chav twat was trying to start on me, pushing me around, trying to act all hard.
Guy 2: So what did you do then mate?
Guy 1: I Indiana Jones'd his stupid ass!
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Current slogan:
"First in friendship, forth in obesity."
The home of Leslie Knope, your Deputy Director of Parks and Recreation.
Pawnee is a city with low operating costs and a sizable labor pool. Its infrastructure is efficiently developed and its citizens are moderately well educated, making it an acceptable location for business. Growth in Pawnee is slow and steady, but Pawneeans say that what isn't bolted down can be improved. The city is dedicated to maintaining its progress through reasonable expansion and sound planning.
Pawnee is not a tourist Mecca, but this fact has made it a somewhat desirable location for those looking to get away from the crowds. Whether it's taking in a community theater play in the park, guided tours of old Wamapoke hunting and burial grounds, or just shopping in a chain store on Main Street, there's always at least one thing to do on the weekends. The city has several hotels.
Wife: "Hubby, where should we go on vacation?"
Husband: "How about a place with rich history, thriving arts, and cultural activity..."
Wife and Husband (in unison): "PAWNEE, INDIANA."
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A small town in indiana mixed with meth heads and other various form of tweakers to old folk to the notorious daddy's money farm kids visiting from tipton where's there's nothing to fucking do
You smell that, yeah that chemical smell is someone cooking meth, it's how you know you're in elwood indiana
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The baddest mother fucker in all of the land. Can dodge big ass rocks, fist-fight nazis, babysit asian children, ride huge fucking elephants, swim sewers, fuck bitches, and get hitlers autograph. Nonetheless, he is a bitch when it comes to snakes.
"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" -Indiana Jones
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