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This is a car color in the UK (usually on an Asian brand) that, although has blue in the name, is actually purple. People who have this color of car get disproportionally upset when it is referred to as blue and have a sulk that lasts for days. It is usually a middle class white man who drives a car of this color.
Person 1: Hey, what color is your car? Person 2: That's Ink Blue. Person 1: No its not you blind twat, its purple. Person 2: NO ITS NOT ITS INK BLUE, STOP CALLING IT PURPLE, ITS NOT PURPLE, IT DOES NOT EVEN LOOK PURPLE.
When a homeboy sticks his dick in a girls ass then puts it in her girls mouth.
He totally ink wanded that broad.
When you consequentally get ink in your mouth from chewing on your pen.
I was nervous in my interview and I accidetally had an ink feast. I didn't get the job.
When you're wiping after a shit, and even after what feels like hundreds of wipes, there is still brown on the toilet paper. It is as if you are wiping ink off of a brown marker.
Person 1: Bro, what took you so long? That was like a 40-minute shit!
Person 2: Sorry bro, I had ink ass.
When friends or lovers get matching tattoos that will forever remind them of the other person.
I can believe we just got these tattoos...we're bound by ink now.
The friend or companion that provides emotional support while you are getting your tattoo.
This is Molly my ink doula, she will be holding my hand for the next 2 hours.
Tattoos that proudly display one if part of the LGTBQ community
When Aaron came back from the tattoo parlor with a pride flag tattooed on his forearm his sister knew the Pink Ink was his way of coming out.
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