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I hate it when people say there are innocent people. Nobody is innocent
Nobody is innocent. There is no such thing as innocent people.
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There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.
There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.
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The "Bubble of Innocence" is a plasma window (wikipedia/wiki/Plasma_window) that is self generated though years of devout practice of self-control, modesty and respect for one-self. The bubble is commonly achieved by heating up the gas to extremely high temperatures around one-self, AKA being hot, as the plasma becomes viscous other matter has trouble passing through.
"Dude, check out that chick's bubble of innocence! No factoid could ever get through THAT plasma...."
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Innocent sex is when two Christian people cosplay as a pope and a nun and begin to have sex from dawn to dusk while only saying oh my God, jesus christ, or saying things from a Bible.
Larry: Hey Roger do you think Susan will do innocent sex with me
Roger: Well as long as you have the clothes, a Bible, and the stamina she might.
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oj is innocent
If the knife is rusted I can’t be busted
gloves are too small
definitely true story’s
oj is innocent
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An innocent Patrick is a young individual who displays a complete misunderstanding of basic social contexts and the most simple and instinctive of references. He must be male but does not necessarily need to be named Patrick. Indeed a Jim, Brian or Paul could all be perfectly accurately described as an 'innocent Patrick'.
Sheila: "Did Micheal remember to let the donkey out into the field?"
Thomas: "Did he fuck, sure that innocent Patrick doesn't know his ass from his elbow".
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Made popular by the popular Chicago etiquette blog, Innocent Barstander.
-To publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.
-To exercise a deep passion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.
That obnoxious woman is being a real cunt to her date and their waiter. I'm gonna go Innocent Barstandercize her ass. Meet me outside.
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