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The act of being so insulted you begin to throw hands without any warning.
When Rachel said my hair was "a nest for rats with down syndrome", it was instant hands.
A genre of hentai in which the female character is immediately beaten by a strong male opponent and then fucked senseless. Popular among kissless virgins (or misogynists) who can't ask a girl out, or can't be fucked to go pursue a girl themselves.
Person 1: Favorite hentai genre?
Person 2: Instant Loss.
Person 1: You're fucking weird, man.
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A rich businessman's version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled 'instant compensation' is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.
Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.
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Something that doesn't exist, as traditions take time to develop.
"GUYS THIS IS AN INSTANT TRADITION", said Michael
"Shut the fuck up Michael, Instant Traditions don't exist", said all his friends
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The act of shoving one's phone into another's Vagina or Ass depending on if it followed Anal or Vaginal Sex. This is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.
A man having an intercouse with another woman. The man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the Vagina. He then says "anything he wants to" in a text message. The man has successfully completed the Instant Message.
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the instant munchies you get after smoking weed.
"dude, i so have instant munchiness!"
"after smoking the weed, we have total instant munchiness".
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Where, immediately after an amusing comment is made, the person to whom the comment was addressed turns around and repeats the comment exaggeratedly and/or mockingly to his/her friend(s).
Person I: You bastard! So you were the one who did that to me. (shakes head and walks away)
Person II (to Person III): Did you hear that? He was just like, "YOU BASTARD!" Hahahaha!
Person III: Why must you incessantly instant replay everything anyone says to you?
Person II: Ha, you were just like, "Incessantly..."
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