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Knitting a garment or similar item using many different strands of yarn in a disorganized fashion.
Also known as "ICU knitting."
Intensive care knitting is named as such because the yarns frequently get tangled together and require frequent untangling. The end up very much like the many tubes of an intensive care patient.
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used to define a band that totally wails. they go on tours and put on great shows. everyone loves to get out and mosh the their songs.
Dude! Your band rocks! Your the bomb! Intensity in ten cities!
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An intensive care unit is an intensive care unit.
I'm in the intensive care unit.
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A Super Intense Minecraft Player (SIMP) is the most powerful and final form of a simp.
Yeah I'm a simp
Super Intense Minecraft Player
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In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)
We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H I.T. you can handle.
Members who don't take S H I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).
Thank you.
If Billy doesn't listen we'll put him into Special High Intensity Training.
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1. A traffic intensity greater than one erlang means that the rate at which bits arrive exceeds the rate bits can be transmitted and queuing delay will grow without bound (if the traffic intensity stays the same).
2. When something is so intensely awesome/cool, you just have to point this out.
1. I don't understand science.
2. Boy 1: "I just got a 20 kill streak in black ops, how intense is that?
Boy 2: "The intensity is greater than 1."
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When you're taking a huge shit, and you take off your shirt.
After realizing that the shit was bigger than expected, John removed his shirt because Shit just got Intense.
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