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A night designated for anal sex.
It doesn't happen often, but when backdoor night finally comes around, my wife starts drinking at dinner in preparation for the anal sex.
Someone doing foot patrol at night for small town PDs.
The night knocker checked the city park at 2am each night.
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Women who have sex for money at night are ladies of the night.
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For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.
For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.
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the practice of carrying out an urban operation between the time of approximately 1:45 am and 3:00 am.
For a simple scouting mission ,you would need :
Mandatory Equipment-
-Flashlight, preferably with a red lense so your eyes will adjust better.
-Dark clothing, BDU's, whatever. It should match the environment you're operating in, so if you're going downtown woodland camo probably wouldn't be the best choice. Also, it's better if your pants and your shirt match, because if there is too much contrast between them it could make you a little more noticable.
-A good pair of shoes. They can be boots if you want to climb well and need good ankle support, or shoes if you want speed and stealth. I find the most important thing is that they be a good dark color, though. Some people say you should wear multiple layers of socks instead of shoes for ultimate speed and stealth, but that's just not my bag.
-A knife
-Gloves
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a rowdy night of throwing up voilently, fighting friends, fighting cops, taking off your clothes, disappearing randomly, setting things on fire, random unprotected sex with people and/or animals, club hopping, doing drugs, urinating in strange or public places, having no fear, loss of consideration for your own well being or the well being for others, killing hookers, walking untold miles, etc. all due to being under the influence of jagermeister. the things you do on a jager night are usually told to you the following day if you are located and not in prison for numerous charges. you may also be able to avoid your sentencing by telling the judge that it was a jager night.
judge: "what do you have to say about your charges of vandalism, sodomy, three counts of manslaughter, robbery at gunpoint, grand theft auto... the list goes on and on..."
plantiff: "your honor... all i have to say for myself is that last night was one helll of a jager night."
judge: "why the hell didnt you say that in the first place!? not guilty! case closed! get this man out of my courtroom."
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The physical and/or mental state in the very late hours where you are tired and not in control or just not caring about what you say or do. Easily avoided by going to sleep or drinking excess amounts of high caffine products.
Last night John was speaking nonsense about some magic unicorn steal his lucky charms??!
Oh he musta had a night high...he shouldnt stay up so late.
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