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The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
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When she slides upside down, down a lamppost or pole and then proceeds to inhale your cock.
Mateus: She hit me with that Inverse Lamppost dog.
Dario: Shiiiiiiiii.
The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection
Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me
the surgical process of a female having the vagina inverted to represent a penis.
Damn, my woman had a vaginal inversion... now she wears pant suits to work.
When the guy sits reverse cowgirl on top , sticks it i her and shits on her belly
Bro I worked the inverse cowboy on that cowgirl and she loved it
States that the confidence in one’s Penis size relative to its physical size is inversely proportional to “big dick energy” levels
“Yeah his dick was on the smaller side but that didn’t stop him from rocking my world, it amazing how confident he was in himself.
Yeah that’s that “Richards Inverse Equation”
Richard’s Inverse Equation
A condition which causes the sufferer to process in an inverted emotional emotional valence, causing friendly and kind actions or words to be perceived as offensive or derogatory while rude or violent language is perceived as innocent and desirable.
Person 1: “ I have Neurosemantical Inversitis.”
Person 2: Ha, fuckin looser
Person 1: Thanks!