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I·ra·qi ex·trac·tion
/iˈräkē, ikˈstrakSH(ə)n
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(1) When you urgently need to shit at a girls/ guys house before sex. Similar to a secretive military extraction, you must somehow forge your way into safety without leaving a trace.
Person A: “she wanted to shower with me but I had to play it off because I was trying to pull an Iraqi extraction”
Person B: “tufff”
A type of diarrhea that is pure liquid, usually acidic and hot, and with a high likelihood of actually shitting your pants.
Usually this is a result of eating food in a foreign country with lax food safety laws, but can also be contracted locally
Dave was suffering from iraqi ass piss after eating some poorly cooked goat
An Iraqi rocket launcher is when you cum in your hand then load up and chuck that shit out of at least a 2nd story window down on a public road/street hoping to hit someone.
I might do an Iraqi rocket launcher later.
The process of anal penetration with a goat.
After Toby Keith's concert, he got in a little bit of Iraqi backdoor before he donkey-punched your mom.
A solo sexual act performed in a blackhawk helicopter, from a gunners position, while in Iraq.
In a Blackhawk, the Co-Pilot side gunners seat gets all the down draft from the blades. Making it often times the less desirable position to ride in. However, you can adjust your left leg just right to make the down draft work across the fabric of your pants leg in a flapping or slapping motion. If you get hard and slide it down that leg, it's known as an "Iraqi Handjob".
"Bro, why do you ways ride Co-Pilot?"
"Oh, man, I'm over here getting an Iraqi Handjob"
"A WHAT!"
"Trade me spots, get hard and slide it down the left side, now adjust your leeeeg, yup right abou"
"Oh my gawd it's working .... This is actually nice!"
😘👉👉
1. Joe's price of admission into a cult.
2. Andrew's second income.
I'll take another Iraqi Massage please. Its lonely and I need to get the sand out of my peen
An Iraqi who has been hit with a .50 cal BMG , and they pirouette...as in spin around
Wow did you just see that Iraqi ballerina, he should not have shot at me