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The IRS

El Capones greatest enemy

SIr, THE IRS shot el capone

by Deep Vein Thrombosis November 11, 2022


single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 26, 2018


Sper-ire Shot

When you cum into a shot of fireball and drink it.

My wife tied me to a chair and made me do a Sper-ire shot

by 3guyonright September 20, 2022


ir

Ir is the person you need in life. Friendly, sweet, a real friend. A fallen angel, indeed.

1: that's Ir! My friend!!
2: Lucky...

by Hi i guess ..... July 4, 2022


IR

A girl with perfected eyes and trying trends

Wow, this girl is such an IR.

by Thisirandirthisir May 26, 2021


IR

Internet relationship: a romantic relationship where the couple have not met.

Susan and I have a IR nd we will meet in two weeks.

by Ray freeman October 9, 2021


Ir

A beautiful mermaid who has a has a heart of gold and is kind and treats many with respect, gets a lot of attention that they do not wish to have, these beautiful people may seem happy but they are hurting on the inside, if you meet a ir please DON'T GET ON THERE BAD SIDE they can also be very mean looking in the right situation

The Girl ir is very helpful and looks very happy, but inside they are hurting and just want love please respect them and what they believe in or they will mess u up

by May 22, 2021