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A dude that teaches science. Has glasses and wears lots of plaid. No one knows his back story. He's just a mysterious little man.
Person1: your teacher is totally a Mr. Lesausky!
Person2: yeah, nobody knows anything about him.
Pedofilic man with a lovely cupboard where he cucks many kids
Mr newham gave me a good sucking
The definition of beached whale. She parks in handicapped spots with her giant ass truck, even though being morbidly obese doesn't count. She and her her bitch counterpart, Mrs. Huffman believe technology is the definition of Satan, EVEN THOUGH SHE USES HER GODDAMN PHONE IN FRONT OF THE STUDENTS. If you use your phone, you don't need to worry about Mrs. Mijuskovic, because you hear her from motherfucking China coming down the hallway. But be aware, Mrs. Huffman is always sneaking around and hiding behind the fat that ensues! If you go to Viera High School , do your best to call her out on her actions and film it. Maybe it'll get this hypocritical cancer out of the school.
Look out! Mrs. Mijuskovic is coming!
*Pictures fall off wall*
ME HUNGRY FOR TECHNOLOGY!
*Eats phone*
Mr Blackshaw was the old Helensvale State High School principal. Absolute legend. Ditched us for some other school so cannot decide if we love him or hate him. CEO of ‘Be More Dog’.
Student - “where’d Mr Blackshaw move to?”
Teacher - “Hong Kong or something”
A great health teacher and a great man, he was also an opera singer and kept an incredible apple on his desk that no one could open. He loved Tigger and had a Tigger stamp for students when they received A's. His license plate also said Tigger and he drove an Audi!
He obeyed three rules: he didn't pick favorites, he trusted who you are, and upheld confidentiality. He hears everything and knows how to keep a secret.
He taught at Lakelands Park Middle School for seven years until he lost his battle with liver cancer on December 12, 2011.
LPMS kid: "Hey, you had Mr. Bittner yet?"
LPMS kid 2: "Nah, but I heard he was good."
LPMS kid 1: "Yeah, he was the best!"
A fictional crooked ebay seller,from Mr. Whipple in the old Charmin commercials , in other words a seller of ass-wipe. Mr Whipple will send the wrong items, and when contacted admit that it is his mistake. Mr Whipple will then offer to give a refund provided you send the items back. Paying $10 to return a $10 item is not worthwhile, and Mr Whipple counts on this. If you point out it is his mistake, and he should pay to fix it Mr Whipple will tell you to read his return policy. If you threaten to give him negative feedback if he doesn't set things right Mr Whipple will shoot back that you are trying to blackmail him , and he is filing a complaint with ebay. By now you realise that Mr Whipple has done this many times before, and the $10 isn't worth the hassle. Signs of Whippledom an item is listed at a good price and gets no bidders item is re-listed at a better price and still no takers. Buyers who would be interested have been burned by the seller,or know about his past scams won't touch it. The seller has some really nasty feedback, and his standard reply is I offered to return their money. A seller whose refund policy is the buyer is responsible for all shipping no exception's deal where the items' cost is cheap and the shipping expensive. What to do. If it makes you feel better leave nasty feedback (like it really does any good), warn your friends, accept the fact that you have been cheated by a pro, and forget about it.
The seller sent the wrong stuff, and expects me to spend $10 for shipping to get a $10 refund, Mr Whipple strikes again. This is the third time I got cheated by Mr Whipple, how many of those guys are there ?
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Without question, the most fucked up chuck of nightmare fuel Nickelodeon has ever aired, words can not describe the disturbing nature and content of this "cartoon", a word of warning if you look it up online, make sure you set up an therapy appointment in advance, YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.......
Kyle: Hmm, there's a show called Mr. Meaty on next, I'll check it out
*2 hours later*
Kyle's Brother: Kyle!? Are you okay!?
Kyle: *rocking back and forth in the fetal position with a look of horror on his face*
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