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When mans r dealin wit an issue an its soft
YOU SEEE DAT MAN. Crunch dat. Softer issue.
A degrading term used to describe a situation where any problem a person faces is solely due to their own lack of skills, intelligence and aptitude.
Willie has a skill issue in getting bitches.
Len is bad at Call of Duty due to his skill issue by walking into bombs.
Potlood can't tame a wyvern because it can't be tamed, he has a skill issue, he needs to figure out how.
Thomas has a skill issue in Minecraft hardcore because Willem and Len made it impossible.
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When you've had your heart broken so terribly, that you have trouble getting back into the dating/love life. Therefore you have Rebound Issues.
Guy: So did you get with that girl you were talking with?
Dude: Nah man, she says she can never love again after her last breakup. Rebound Issues, am I right?
A girl wanting to be submissive and adored by a older guy, who will put her above all others. The sex is kinky, and the dominance irresistible to the male. A girl wanting to be naughty but sweet, just for her daddy :P
You be a good girl for daddy, I will look after all your Daddy issues
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The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.
Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!
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When you say Happy Father’s Day to your celebrity crush instead of your own dad.
Maybe that’s the definition of daddy issues when you say Happy Father’s Day to your celebrity crush instead of your own dad that you haven’t seen in years. Lol
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For something to be standard issue is for it to be completely ordinary, average, nothing special, or unimpressive.
Ordinarily used when someone believes something they did to be amazing when it is in fact very much not.
Yahtzee!
Wow... pretty standard issue.
I'm the millionith visitor!
Sounds standard issue.
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