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getting high as hell or getting so stoned you cant walk
dude i went bubble wrapping yesterday and woke and don't remember where
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realizing you don't have the right wrapping paper. Followed by just using plain paper and drawing shit on it(or words if you suck at drawing).
i don't have birthday wrapping paper, so i'll just use this legal pad of paper from work and ghetto wrap it.
n. An alternative term for a condom. Fuck wrap is very useful for preventing diseases and pregnancy when you get way too drunk and stick your dick into something or someone that you probably shouldn't have.
The term was coined by Eric of Colorado (me!) as an exclamation of joy after waking up hung over next to a really hot, yet really slutty chick, and realizing that his penis hadn't fallen off. "Thank God for fuck wrap!"
Dude 1: Look at that smokin' hottie, I'm going to tap that all night long.
Dude 2: That chick gets around bro, make sure you bring plenty of fuck wrap.
What Yanks and other fools call Cling Film. Saran isn't even a word.
"Have you seen the Saran Wrap?"
"What the hell is Saran Wrap!?"
To stretch one's circadian rhythm, so it aligns with a normal daylight cycle, but having missed one period. Excessive stimulant use, severe jetlag, or working an unusual shift, can lead to "wrapping it around". Compare to weekend lag, which attempts to compress an already-stretched cycle, rather than stretch it further so that it aligns again.
I could try for a nap before the morning gets under way, but once I'm asleep I'll want to stay asleep. I think I'll just wrap it around, pass me another Dew.
When you wrap a gift with wrapping paper that typically requires a box, but don't have one.
Mom! We don't have a box for this Christmas Sweater i'm giving Dad. I guess i'll have to soft wrap if with the wrapping paper and tape.
Someone who can provide emotional and physical security for a period of time before getting into a serious relationship. It's more than a cuddle buddy since it is more intimate than that, but less than friends with benefits since their is no sex involved. A snack wrap can eventually evolve into a relationship, but not necessarily.
I don't want a boyfriend, I just want a Snack Wrap!