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Itchy Ribs

'Itchy Ribs' refers to a condition affecting the bones which form the rib cage surrounding the chest, including the sternum through the costal cartilage to the clavicle. It is commonly misconstrued that the 'Itch" manifests itself on the surrounding skin of the bones. This theory, however, was disproven when a 2006 study discovered a causal connection between the severity of a patient's itch and a patient's daily intake of calcium supplements for relief of heartburn.

Symptoms of IR include: circular motions massaging the rib bones and surrounding cartilage, repeated statements calling attention to the state of one's ribs, and excessive intake of heartburn medication and/or alcoholic beverages, but usually in conjunction.

Hey man, I think that chick's got itchy ribs, let go help her.

by ILoveCrockadileDundee32 February 3, 2011

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itchy peter

The reason a person is not coming to a given event. Literally, "itchy penis." Comes from the phrase "itchy vagina," which came from the phrase "his vagina hurts."

Bill's not coming out. He has an itchy peter.
Yeah, I understand. Sometimes my peter itches, too.

by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


itchy scrotum

1)when a mans ball sac is very itchy and it will not go away and if you scratch it you are in danger of tearing it. e.g. OUCH!!! rubbing it does not also work, don't know why it just don't.

2) Matthew

1) man i've got one anoyin itchy srotum, get me some cream!

2) matthew is such an itchy scrotum

by Ben Todd May 13, 2004

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Itchy Itchy Yum Yum

A term used to describe a persons inching genitles.

Don't lie, you know you want some of my Itchy Itchy Yum Yum!

by Chad December 11, 2004

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Itchy star

Itchy star is when you have a itchy asshole

Man I have a itchy star

by Kataklysm August 4, 2006

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Itchies and scratchies

Generic term for sexually transmitted diseases.

That dude has slept with so many women, I'm sure he's got the itchies and scratchies. he's a walking STD.

by Jetters August 29, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


itchy scrotum

The child actor that starred in the 80s sitcom, "Silver Spoons". As an adult, he later went on to star in "NYPD Blue". His acting skills are highly overrated.

I've never liked Itchy Scrotum, he sucked in both Silver Spoons and NYPD Blue.

by DAR4652 January 6, 2006

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