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Ivan is a Russian kid who is addicted to mobile games and math. You can often find him jacking off the Velma or Daphne from Scooby Doo. He also likes to be racist and annoying calling kids niggers and cunts. He wishes that one day his dick will grow but in the end it will be eternally small. Like his sex life.
"Ivan is such a fucking idiot."
"Yeah I hope Ivan gets raped by his stepdad"
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A bashful man monkey who has difficulty picking up women and regurgitates on himself.When it comes to ladies he is like the blind squirrel that doesn't get many acorns.
Dude, you totally pulled an Ivan with that chick tonight, go change your shirt.
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People with the name Ivan always have big mouth, they usually talk trash about people on multi-media, but when you face them in real life they are a pussy. People of this name likes to cheat in class to get good grades. When they go to college they probably will drop out, Asian included. HE IS SUCH A PUSSY THAT HE IS WHAT HE EATS. He talk trash about everyone in school but someone also do it back to him. Instant Karma!
He's such a pussy and his name is Ivan...
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A stupid wanna be gangster that is afraid of middle school girls and cant hold up a single relationship without crying over the smallest thing and considers fortnite best game in the world
"Man ivan is such a wanna be."
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The male name Ivan tends to come from the Slavic countries and generally means man of God. They tend to be extremely caring once you get to know them but can sometimes have a tough shell. When they are involved in a conflict, they think with their heart as they will fight for who they love.
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Perfection. Dark hair and eyes, hot as hell (yeah gurls you know what I'm talkin bout!). An Ivan will have your back through and through, look out for you, and always be there. Charming as f***, a total flirt. An Ivan will do anything to see a smile on your face, but even more, so see one on everyone's. Friends with everyone. If an Ivan likes you though, you may never find out, but if you do you know you have them for life. Always laughing and playing around, you are very lucky if you've got an Ivan.
Girl 1: Do you know Ivan
Girl 2: Who dosent?! I said nothing but he is Soooooo hot
Girl 1: Yeah but I heard he likes Jasmine-
Girl 2: Still, you think I could have a chance?
Girl 1: If he does like her you have no chance, Ivan is a man of devotion.
Girl 2: DAMN YOU JASMINE-
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Ivan is the type of guy who loves to get pegged by his emo girlfriend.
Yo bro I just got pegged! You must be named ivan
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