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A non-tangible source of warmth, deriving from the mass consumption of alcohol.
"No, no. You don't need to grab a coat. Just put your alcohol jacket on!"
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A dressing gown, a bath robe. A garment one frequently pleasures oneself in after getting morning glory but before getting dressed.
Also, just as the Victorians would change into a 'smoking jacket' before enjoying a post-prandial cigar, in order that the smell of smoke clinging to their clothes did not later harm their chances of pulling the ladies, some contemporary gentlemen may prefer to change into their wanking jackets before bashing the bishop in order to prevent unsightly jizz stains from having much the same effect.
'I'd just had a particularly erotic dream about donkey punching Mariah Carey, so when I woke up with my usual morning wood, I had to crank one out straight away. However, as it was an unseasonally cold day, I thought I had better put on my wanking jacket first, so as to prevent myself catching a cold.
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Over the pants (usually denim) hand release
Jenny gave Johnny a Jean Jacket on his birthday.
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an annoying group of teenagers who are immature little brats who are prude and scared of any sexual references
Sally & Jane- "ewwwwww it's a penis!!!"
Dylan- "WOW they are such green jackets!"
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Person who continually wears suit jacket, with, or without matching trousers
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when your being titty-fucked by a girl then blow your cumload up her nose, then it comes out through her mouth
Carly was coughing out semen for weeks after i gave her an ice jacket
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A girl who sleeps with a lot of different guys. Someone considered easy/slutty/lucky with the lads.
You remember her...........slept with all those guys in one week.......she was a proper sausage jacket!!
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