poopy jihad

the act of joining with a group of friends to take the loudest shit possible in a public bathroom. it works best when people unaware of the sacred jihad are also in the bathroom and become victims to the smell and noise. it also works best when one of the members has intense diarrhea.

Anthony: Oh man, I need to dump a loaf RIGHT NOW. Come on, we need to have a poopy jihad session.

Casey: Dude, I think I can squeeze some out right now. Or if not I can just sit on the pot and rip some major wind.

Anthony: LETS GO!

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Islamic Jihad

A terror group abusing the Muslim religion for their attacks on innocent people.
By connecting them to Muslim they made the people of the world think that there is a war between Islam and the rest of the world, and this way they gain more Muslim supporters as this becomes THEIR war, even thou this is just a "poor game" the terrorists enjoy playing.
Not even one single Muslim gained good from it.
Same being done by ex-Iraqi president- Sadam Husein, he keeps fighting and telling that the Muslim will win, when actually the Muslims of Iraq gain the most out of kicking him out of the throne.
Same is done by Al Qaeda.
Also the Palestinians terrorists use the "Islamic terror" to gain support, when actually they make alot of Palestinians suffer aithout a reason.

President G.W.B said that Islamic fundamentalists from Islamic Jihad did the terror attack, when actually they abused the name of Muhamed and his believers, so people won't get angry at them but on ALL THE MUSLIM WORLD.

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telephonic jihad

1) When someone brings a holywar to you as they can't talk to you in person. 2) When incompetent graduate students are afraid to talk to you in person so they call instead.

Mohammed brought a telephonic jihad to me this morning, wish he'd just come over

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chocolate jihad

when you are fucking a jewish chick and you have several friends hiding in the closet. while wrecking ass your friends shit in their hands, jump out and pelt her with the shit while yelling die infidel.

i was dating a jewish girl friend kept bitching at me so i decided to give her a chocolate jihad.

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trouser jihad

Pronunciation:'trau-z&r / ji-'häd

Premature ejaculation.
Literally, 'exploding' in your pants.

Billy was all set for his big night with Sharon until he had a 'trouser jihad' and ran away sheepishly.

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Walmart Jihad

A guy of middle eastern descent, although can be indian in some cases. The Walmart Jihad works at walmart (obviously) as a greeter, only because of his lack of communication skills.

Walmart Jihad: Hello, good sir, how are u dooing tooday.

American: Fine, *to wife* (hope he doesnt blow the shit outta this place).

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jihad monkey

A derogatory term coined by Ann Coulter in reference to the Iranian President and stupid Muslims.

"...Or, as I believe our motto should be after 9/11: Jihad monkey talks tough; jihad monkey takes the consequences."

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