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An attractive high-school boy whose an asshole, participates in athletics and usually gets all the chicks.
"Why is it only the jocks get the cheerleaders?"
"F*** the jocks!"
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a group of douche bags that think its cool to piss off other people . generally kind to teachers and then assholes to everyone else but other like minded jocks. often wear american eagle shirts with popped collars see: douche loved by all teachers but despised by most of the student body
"typical jock behavior"
jock :look at the faggot with the long hair
metalhead :shut the fuck up poser
teacher : what did i just hear you say
jock : he said fuck miss teacher lololol (im so funny i just got that kid in trouble herpa derp)
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A caddy. In golf, a person hired to carry a player's clubs, find the ball, etc. Outside of golf, a person who runs errands, does odd jobs, etc.
From the Bill Murray character (groundskeeper Carl Spackler) in the 1980 movie "Caddyshack", "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking."
Since the intern was not busy, I paid him $20 to be my jock for the day. He picked up my dry cleaning, washed my car and filed all my reports.
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jocks are funny because they will mock a geek or anybody who doesn't participate in P.E., but then get their ass kicked first by the geek's verbal reaction which will usually insult their sexuality or imply their lack of a brain, and then secondly get their ass kicked by the hardcore metalist geeks.
a jock wears weird brand clothes even if they don't have anything to do with it... i skateboard and i don't wear element and adio clothes everywhere i go, jocks are poseurs that can't do anything worthwhile like going to LAN parties, and instead they play football and pat eachother on the ass whilst claiming they aren't homosexual.
i laugh my ass off when i footballers call me homosexual.... i'm not the one who plays a sport that includes physical contact with the same sex.
jock is also slang for underwear ^_^!
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Verb. To get completely pissed wasted; constantly wanting to get even more drunk and others around you just as drunk. Often involves excessive amounts of yelling, curse words, and getting kicked out of various establishments.
Guy: "So, what are you doing this summer?"
Girl: "Well I'm going on a month long Contiki tour through Europe."
Guy: "Holy shit. I've been on one of those. You are gonna get jocked every day."
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when someone completely humiliates you, or disses you.
Also if someone destroys you in a freestyle or rap battle.
dude, Mikey totally jocked on you today when he called you not hood.
That rapper Mad Mikey jocked on you during that freestyle battle.
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