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its when you screw the faucet of your sink off and put your dick up it and turn it on while you have one of your 3 love mates sucking on your sack
and the two others with both of their feet up your butt hole
putting each others fingers inside their penis holes.
Matt,Ben, and Tyler were having a typhoon jockey last night
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A male who likes to "jack off" or masturbate alot.
"Hey throttle jockey, did u have fun with pamela handerson last night??"
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Somebody who answers a question asked by a teacher, friend, etc by typing the question into Google or another search engine and belting out the first thing they see. Can be done on the phone, in class, etc.
Mrs. Lenox: What is the exact number for Pi?
Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067
Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.
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A male homosexual. Also known as assrider or Poo Puncher.
I swear to god, that guy is such a butt jockey.
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The GOAT or epitome of facial aesthetics, a camel jockey, derived from bodybuilding misc user CamelJockey, is a person with perfect, or near perfect facial aesthetics. Usually with a bald head and perfectly shaped eyebrows this is the highest compliment you can give someone on their facial looks. A camel jockey is a 10/10 by misc standards.
Look! Camel jockey! Perfect facial aesthetics 10/10 wood plow
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One who resides in a trailer park and often finds themselves chained to a lawn chair and a six pack out in front of the double wide when the sirens begin to hum. Often resides in or near tornado alley and believes the "F" scale of tornado damage is actually the factor of "Fun".
See also Toby Keith's "Trailerhood" music video
Bo: How many people must die before we realize God hates trailer parks?
Forest: Easy, man! My Uncle Cletus is a tornado jockey!