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A slang term for a Scottish bloke
"that moonhead is a real jock"
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An idiot who usually plays football and thinks he is the shit so he goes and bullies the less fortunate. Jocks are hated by Punks, Musicians, Geeks, and other misfits. They are somehow "popular" and get around school being favored by teachers and are loved by preps. Most jocks say they hate preps, when jocks are preps. Most of the time, they love hip-hop or other mainstream music. Then you'll also have the posers who like bands like AC/DC and Black Sabbath.
Look at that jock beating up that punk for listening to The Sex Pistols.
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Dumbasses that call themselves "athlets". They are usually complete assholes that think the universe revolves around them.Many of the pick on the nerd, but jocks are actually a bunch of cowardly fags. They are very spoiled and usually play football or basketball.Usually, they all hangout(gay)in the lockers and brag about themselves.They date cheerleaderes to make them look strait. They have an average IQ of 25.They also think wearing white hats is "cool". The nerd usually ends up killing a jock or two,because all jocks deserve to get shot in the head or somthing simmilar to that.
" The humble nerd killed the arrogant jock."
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Thhey have no life, they think they are tuff cuz they play football
John - omg he doesnt like me im gonna beat him up
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A gay faggot who likes to take steamy hot showers with other men.
Jock1: Oh your bush is coming in nice!
Jock2: Wunna Touch?
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Australian Jock: Plays AFL football and when not playing football can be seen walking in packs of about 10 handballing a sherrin to each other. Jocks can be identified by thier appearence alone. This can consist of a mop-top littered with bleach-blonde streaks. Stupid bright coloured polo shirts with the collars popped up. Billabong, RipCurl, Mossimo ABnFitch etc. Those faded jeans that have rips and crap sewn all over them when u buy them. Drives around in little rice burner girls car. Hangs around McDonalds talking about how Essendon flogged Carlton in a huge obnixious voice.
Jock: "Aww man did you see Carlton get their arse handed to them against Essendon last night. Man i was like "YEAHHHH EXTREME" u know"
Me: "Like i give a fuck you jock cunt"
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some guy that participates in a lame ass sport like football and usually gets all the ladies...
I hate those damn jocks every one of them gotz 3 ladies
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