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New Zealand slang. (Background info:) Used by people substituting word condom for joey
Source: Myself, others, it's mentioned in Kiwiana books, it's official and this definition needs to get into this site. 3rd submission attempt now?
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noun, the male equivalent of camel toe. Originates from the term for a baby kangaroo, a marsupial, that rides in a pouch, akin to the pouch formed by the cock and balls in sweat pants, gym shorts, and/or pajamas.
"Fool, put on some new pants or else you will show Moelinda your joey."
"My joey grows only for your camel toe."
"The gym today was a joey buffet."
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A guy name, typically has a big cock and a muscular body
I'm so sick of nerdy tiny cocked Pauls in bed, I really need a nice Joey to take me to pound town
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A guy with the smallest microscopic dick.
God, that dude I slept with last night was such a Joey.
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Man slag. Lives in rhos, dates the entire school after sexual intercource. Will come back for seconds. Breaks up with frigid girls, such as duckface. Literally just gets with girls for a shag. Dark blonde hair and a stupid face. Be warned don’t date this prick.
Who’s that guy? Oh don’t bother with him he’s such a joey
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Joey is a boy name, but SOMETIMES a girl one! Joey is a nice, blonde blue eyes, sexy, hot girl. She loves attention and is very modest. You could say she's perfect, 'cause she almost is, but one thing is her being TOO FRIENDLY with other guys, sometimes it's worrying 'cuz she's so pretty! She is bisexual, but mostly guys. She loves rap and RnB. She has the voice of a goddess and has the moste amazing 1000 dollar smile EVER. she is sensible to poverty, sick and dying.
Guy 1: "Im going out with this REALLY hot chick, but she's not like your girlfriend... I don't know, yours just is so... better."
Guy 2: "Joey is mine. I was lucky enough to charm her. TOO BAD! suckeeeer!"
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Joey: New England ski bum slang for a New Yorker/New Jersey/Connecticut tourist. Usually identified by: Rental boots and skis with jeans tucked in and an unzipped jacket OR the most expensive off-the-rack ski-boot-binding setup available, usually beautiful GS or Pow ski being wildly under-appreciated in a power-wedge. Also involves loud voices, obnoxious accents, and they are usually all named Joey. Girls come compete with fur accessories and way too much make-up. Trademark: the Joey Tuck--legs splayed in a wedge, ass in the air, poles sticking straight up, way out of control. Basically New England's own special kind of gaper who think they're hot shit.
Also, they have no idea how to drive on snowy roads or any road that isn't paved. Or even roads without at least 5 lanes of traffic.
Synonyms:
gaper flatlander gaper gap tourist
Antonyms:
ski bum powder hound snow whore local
"Dude, look at that swarm of Joeys sitting in the landing!"
"A out of control Joey took out a kid in my lesson today."
"I had to serve a family of Joeys today, thank god they tipped well."
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