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John is the most beautiful man you’ll ever meet. He is good at everything he touches, from the moment he was born he made everyone smile. His laugh is contagious and his smile brightens can light up not even the room but an entire arena. That’s what he deserves, an arena celebrating the most amazing man and him playing his guitar and him singing. No one can ever bring down John because he is the strongest person ever. He has so many positive characteristics about him but he is humble. Everyone should meet a John in their lifetime. Meeting him will make you go from disliking life to want to live another day to speak to him.
Yo you see that John right there? He’s an angel
You meet any Johns lately? My life ain’t doing so well maybe he can cheer me up
A German hottie with a sexy pointy dick. The number of atoms in the universe is the closest known estimate of the number of hymens he has destroyed.
"John An is going to spread my cheeks like butter"
Nickname for the extraordinary lead singer of Silverchair, Daniel 'Johnsy' Johns.
I was watching MTV and it had The Johns on it. He was silly.
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St. Johns College in Cambridge, England. Full of Johnians. Far inferior to anywhere in Oxford.
"Oh, I'd rather be at Oxford than at Johns"
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John is a gorgeous man. He is tall and muscly, medium-tan skin tone, sexy deep brown eyes, full plump lips, and a gorgeous head of soft brown hair. John is a pretty confusing person. Sometimes John could be quite hard to understand, especially because he often talks in a sexy husky way. John is often finding himself in trouble, at school and at home, but he has a deep personality that most people wouldn't expect. He randomly is open about his life when talking to certain people, but most of the time you wouldn't know his story. John is really funny and pretty friendly with everyone, especially girls. John will rock your world.
Don't judge John by what you think. He could be your everything.
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John is the most likeable person in the universe! He always makes people laugh and all his friends think he is so cool. Everyone wishes they could be his friend, and have his humer! John can be very confusing at times so that’s a downside to him. John is very smart, and has a great smile. He is excellent at many sports such as Soccer, and Basketball. Whenever John tries to do something to his best ability, he always succeeds. Not to mention his great ability to just make guys laugh, he can also make very many girls find him hilarious and in some cases attractive. He can make many people smile, and he is good at his job. John is a great person
Guy 1: “wow John is so cool.”
Guy 2: “ya I wish I was him!”
Girl 1: “John is accually really funny?!”
Girl 2: “Ya, I kinda like him now!”
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