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One of the funniest, sweetest and probably the most good-looking people you will ever meet. Joshs are hyperactive and hilarious to be around - there's never a dull moment. They are serious flirters, infact most have a really bad case of UFD (uncontrollable flirting disorder) - so if you have a Josh, make sure you keep him in check! Even though they make mistakes, a Josh can be the most sensitive guy you know, a shoulder to cry on, and someone who can make you laugh out loud when you don't even want to smile, but be warned - they can be incredibly cheeky! Make sure you give them lots of love, tease them endlessly and show them how much you love them - never let them go!
Example 1:
Josh: What's up?
Emily: Nothing, I'm fine..
Josh: Don't give me that; I know something's up *fake punches her in the shoulder*
Emily: Oww, you're not meant to hit girls! *smirking*
Josh: Well you're not exactly a girl, are you? *cheeky grin*
Emily: Cheeky bugger! *laughing*
Example 2:
Girl 1: OMG! Have you seen that hot guy over there?! He seriously must be a god!
Girl 2: Oh, him? Ahaha that's my best friend, Josh.. I call first dibs biatchh! He's mine, hahaha!
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the highest decree of bombness; often seen as a righteous dude.
Jennifer: Damnnnn, look at that big poppa Josh !
Ashley: Lay-off, bitch. He's waay out of your league.
Jennifer: Damn.
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The act when one does something extremely retarted.
the bird pulled a josh when he flew into the window!
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Verb 1. The act of extending a meeting / conversation through the dominance of one's own dialogue.
2. Being caught in a conversation with a tall Englishman that seems unlikely to end.
1. I thought 15 minutes would be enough time to take a coffee order, only for him to start Joshing for the next 50 minutes.
2. Hey, did you see that girl over there? Seems like she was getting Joshed on...
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An amazing person that gets all the ladies. He loves to play sports, and is so ripped hes not allowed to hug. The ladies love his big dick. He is also a genius at everything and has too many friends. He plays guitar very great and listens to screamo and heavy metal all day.
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someone who is unbelievably bad ass has mad swagger
and is the most baller person anyone can be. He always looks good and is the sexiest man in the world hands down.People like Mike Jones give him his number because everyone just wants to be friends with him. Famous for jamming out with Opeth there practically his best friends. Has a really awesome girlfriend who adores him to death, and loves BONDING with cheese because cheese is the good stuff and the real deal. Hes Always throwing up gangster signs and shooting shit. basically everyone just wants to be a Josh.
EVERYBODY COME SEE HOW GOOD JOSH LOOKS
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He's handsome, but when he leaves his beard to grow he looks like a muslim.. He's a kind young man, and knows how to treat a girl! He's a very loving guy.
'Hey look at that muslim'
'Oh that's just Josh'
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