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Shorts that are so short you can get a clear and unobstructed view of every square inch of a guy’s junk.
The crowd was clearly hypnotized as he pranced around the stage in his hot pink junk shorts.
'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.
Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.
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Grabbing your junk in public and moving it around.
1.)Man, every thing is stuck together in my pants. I'm going to have to do some junk juggling to get comfortable.
2.)Dude, look at that guy junk juggling over there, man he has no pride.
A drawer full of almost every possible thing you can imagine, although none of what is in the drawer is what you are looking for. I'm talking stuff like adapter plugs from the 90's, crumpled up papers you wrote back in high school, a fork that mysteriously appeared...All kinds of stuff
Don't look in the junk drawer. Chances are, you're not gonna find what you need. At all.
An idiom that has the same meaning as Dogs Bollocks, Mutts Nuts and Bees Knees.
1) Descriptive of the absolute best in anything.
2) The ultimate in greatness.
Frank: "Oh my god, did you see that goal I just scored from the halfway line?!?!"
Steve: "Mate, I've never seen anything like it, that was the Monks Junk"
When one’s dick and balls amass around or is enveloped by the body part of another person during the warm embrace known as a “hug”.
Not to be confused with “Junk Smuggling”, which is the being of hiding a sizable package within one’s trousers, however those who are junk smuggling are often junk-snuggling as well.
I was saying bye to Erik and I always have to make sure he doesn’t junk-snuggle me. I just don’t know if he does it on purpose or if he just can’t help it.
Something that is usually in bad condition, worthless or crappy.
My computer is a hunk of junk, It takes 5 minutes to start up
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