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When you bring a fresh ass honey back to your crib after going to a crunchy dub step concert and you whip out that bag of molly. Naturally you two want to take more before you get on with the dirty but you decide to take out your ball sack and spread that loose skin to form a bowl. Then make the girl eat that shit out of your little marsupial pouch!
Before i slayed that pussy last night i went on a safari and played Kangaroo Jack!
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A lot of magic mushrooms were eaten during the production of the movie.
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While you're working a speed bag, you blow your loud into her FUPA.
I know I'm a little over weight so I'd appreciate it if you could give me a Mexican Kangaroo.
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Pronunciation: 'bA-bE "kang-g&-'rü
When the loose skin of the scrotum is pinched with both hands (preferably with one hand on each nut) and stretched upward covering the majority of the testicles and shaft of the penis. This leaves the head of the penis popping out like a "baby kangaroo".
Jake loves looking at my baby kangaroo!
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a sexual position in which the female crouches on the ground and the male crouches higher behind her, giving her anal sex. there is thrusting and hopping.
Guy #1: Dude, we totally did kangaroo position last night. Only it sucked cuz Tracey is a narcoleptic and she collapsed halfway through.
Guy #2: Well, thats the luck ain't it.
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A very asinine movie that is so bad, even horse rectums commit suicide if they watch it.
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