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Kari

A name that no one really knows how to pronounce. is it (car-y), (carry)? No one really care though. cuz everyone really hates her. Shes a boy-friend stealing bitch. If she steals your man, she better watch the fuck out because no one knows how to piss people off like she does. Shes a dirty little home-wrecking bitch who is in complete denial about her bitchiness & whorish ways. She tries to make you feel guilty about your actions then shes tries to make you feel like shit. But it never works because everyone knows shes just an ugly slut and needs to push people down to feel good about her self.

Jerk face: did you see kari shes so hot?!
Amazing guy: shs a whore dude! stop being a pussy!

Ex-gf: WTF!?

Kari: Oh yea... We are together...
The whole world: Kari you dirty whore!!!

by crazyamazingperson January 3, 2012

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Karis

Usually blonde; Karis is a super hot chic with a killer water polo body. She makes dicks stand up straight with her Birkenstocks. Her hair is bleach and her eyebrows are not visible. Every girl aspires to be a karis

Her: "wow look at that chic in the Birkenstocks I want to meet her"
Me: "Oh that's just karis"

by Poo00000oooop November 18, 2016

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Karis

Slang word for a bitch or a cunt

Wow stop being such a karis man

by Thatguywhoputsaccuratethings March 5, 2018

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Kari Byron

Kari Byron is an extremly talented build team member/researcher on the Discovery Channel show Mythbusters. Kari Byron is usually assigned to tackle secondary myths on the show or assist the hosts in busting the larger-scale myths.

Kari Byron has a Bachelor's degree in film and sculpture which explains her proficiency serving on the build team of Mythbusters. Her artistic background ensures that no build is too far-fetched or difficult. Kari Byron's intellect and talent are nothing less than impressive and are very well suited to busting myths, urban legends and old wive's tales much to the delight of Mythbusters fans everywhere.

Interestingly enough, in addition to being so talented, Kari Byron has been confirmed as being the cutest redhead known to man. Do not dispute it.

Kari Byron, helping to bust myths while ofsetting the show's geekiness with her sunny personality, beautiful smile and expertise in reckless demolition in the name of science.

by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005

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Kari-Ann

An odd first name because it could easily be mistaken for a first and last name.
An amazingly beautiful blonde lady who is just fun to be around. She is the kind of person who will help you out whenever you need a friend. Just her smile will make your day. She is somewhat wacky and crazy when she is with her friends. But bottom line is she is just the kind of lady a man would kill to be with.

Guy 1 "Hey who is that beautiful lady?"
Guy 2 " That's Kari-Ann the most amazing person you will ever meet."

by GAllenT August 16, 2011

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Horsi Kari

The act of ritualistic suicide engaged in by an individual upon realising they are a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Similar to Seppuku, this ritualistic act is completed to atone for one's failure of good taste and decency.

"I've realised that I've spent the last six months of my life fantasising about miniature horses. I realise the burden this has brought upon my family and that the only way I can atone is with Horsi Kari."

by TTP Panda June 2, 2013

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hari-kari

A common misspelling and mispronounciation of the Japanese method of ritual suicide (seppuku) known as Hara-Kiri, meaning to cut or slice the stomach or abdomen.

It was part of the (Samurai) code of honour (Bushido) and practiced amongst the warrior class.

The disgraced commander was ordered to commit hara-kiri for his actions.

Poiter: I'm so depressed I could commit hari-kari.
Jimbo: Isn't that an Indian restaurant?
Poiter: Oh yeah, I meant Hara-kiri.

by Takly October 10, 2009

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