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A cool new game by nintendo but the name is still spelled wrong. Also, the character selection is limited and pikachu is not included. The AI of this game is also very slow and not very hard to beat.
I love mario kart: Double Dash!
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Describes how you feel. When you almost won or got what you wanted but it got taken away from you. Commonly used as dissapointment
Man, I almost got the high score. Damnit, now I feel like Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart.
I was supposed to be the Worker of the Month! Now I'm like Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart...
1.Put your pet bird on my balls.
2.To queef on someones balls.
"Go lark on my go kart D-mann"
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A drinking game created at the university of reading, specifically 49 Henry street, where everytime you get hit, crash or fall off the edge you have to put down your controller and drink some of your alcohol (usually cider). The person who wins the race has to do a double drink.
man, who's up for playing mario kart 64:alcoholic addition
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A somewhat remastered version of the Nintendo Wii U game Mario Kart 8 now on the Nintendo Switch, released on April 28, 2017.
Guy #1: Yo, I got Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, wanna race?
Guy #2: Sure. If I win, you’ re buying me food.
Guy #1: Aight, bet.
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The fastest kart in the west. (As long as you run an X 30 not of that rotax shit.)
friend 1: Bruh my new Mercury R Kosmic is so fast.
me: Hell no bro the Tony Kart Racer 401 R is the shit. it doesn't look like barney's vomit.
friend 1: Instantly dies from truth.
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AN EXTREMELY SHIT GAME MADE BY SOME YELLOW FUCKS WITH TINY DICKS AND PLAYED BY SOME 5 YEAR OLDS THAT WILL NEVER LOOSE THEIR VIRGINITY AND WILL NEVER GO OUTSIDE CUZ THEY 2 NO-LIFE
Bob: HEY FUCKERS, WANT $10000000?
Fabian: FUCK YOU IM PLAYING MARIO KART DS FGT
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