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An act that can be characterized as pervy and/or completely over the top and unnecessary (usually at the detriment of whatever you're supposed to be doing at the time).
Your decision to knit 500 sweaters and photograph adolescent girls instead of attending the mandatory meeting was very Kirk Wellsian.
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Having sex with someone and just as you are about to cum grab them by the hair and scream 'KHAN!!!!'
I was really giving it to her and in the heat of the moment I grabbed her hair and screamed 'KHAN!!!' like Angry Kirk from Star Trek.
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Starting PG for the Chicago Bulls. Is good at everything, bad at nothing. An excellent shooter who can also finish around the basket. Has decent handles, court vision, and passing ability. Tenacious defender. Wears his heart on his sleeve, and sometimes gets T'd up as a result.
"The second coming of Christ himself according to Bulls fans."
"Has the "So ugly he's sexy" thing going."
-Shamsports.com on Kirk Hinrich
"Tattoo ........... check.
Sick crossover ... check.
Attitude ......... check.
Kirk's journey to the dark side is almost complete."
-Step, on Kirk Hinrich
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Attempting to seduce a girl by showing her a YouTube video of one man sticking by his foot up the anus of another man.
Jake: Did you hear Kyle tried the Dirty Kirk on Julia yesterday?
Greg: No, did it work?
Jake: No, now she just thinks he’s super weird.
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First successful clone of Tom Cruise from The Last Samurai.
Kirk Beger just cut that guy's head off! He's so full of randomnicity.
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A San Franciscan guitarist, who started playing at the age of 15 on his brothers guitar. Once gaining enough skill played in a couple bands, Starting Exodus in the process. He later flew to New York to join with Metallica and has become one of the most influential and copied lead guitarist of all time. Is very well known for his "fuck off" attitude and lightning fast fingers. Also being recognized as a prominent surfer, and studier of zen. Plays his guitar 364 days of the year.
did you hear those lixx kirk hammett played? hes the fucking best!
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