KMS : kiss my soulmate
Can be utilised when you accidentally use personality A with friend group B. Works through text mostly.
Or just when you actually want to kiss your soulmate.
A : I'm so done. Imma kms.
B : Lmao why would you kys?
A : I can't kiss my soulmate in peace or what?
B : Wha-
KMS - stands for k1ll my self. mainly used as a jokingly manner when shit you don't want to happen happens. Or you just actually want to k1ll yourself. (used while texting)
I want to kms so bad because of what happened today.
Me. I wanna kms bro.
Him: u good ?
Me:no I’m gonna kms and u don’t even care.
another way of saying your mad; annoyed.
me: whats 9*11
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe