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The art of teeter noding due to one's ability to substantially stay awake for long periods of time; up until total body failure begins to occur
One might say I took a short knee nap last night when i awoke just as my face broke my fall against my scorching hot woodstove.
To fuck a woman's knee under the unexplainable belief that it is her vagina.
The idiot gave his girlfriend a greasy knee and thought he was a stud
Clear evidence of performing fellatio.
When they came out of the bathroom her hair was mussed; she might as well have had dirty knees.
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The knee-butt is a painful yet entertaining move that can be preformed on friends and ememies alike. The move is executed as follows:
The unsuspecting victim is standing so that their back is facing you. Approach the person, call out "knee-butt!" and knee them right in the ass bone. Hurts like hell. It is customary to call out the knee-butt warning before kneeing. When knee-butting friends it is recommended to knee with care, due to the potential anal crushing power of the move. Grabbing onto the persons shoulders can add a more visually dramatic element to the move, as well as increasing the power behind it.
Kevin: "Dude why are you hopping around and holding onto your ass like a fucking fairy?"
Steve: "Dustin just friggin gave me the worst knee-butt of my life!"
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The coolest
Lad's dad-Give this lighter to the bug-eyed, unstable looking girl smoking a cigarette. Yea, the one with the hair that looks like a mix between boy band and skater haircut, she will think you're the bees knees for that.
Lad- That's pretty straightforward and easy, that's all I have to do?
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when someone slapps their knees because somethings really funny.
eg. danas brother sings and dances to 'its raining men' KNEE-SLAPPER
eg. claudias hair is ranga *slaps knee*
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