twat knuckle

In the literal sense, something utterly uncomfortable and unnatural--an aberration. In addition, a complete asshole; someone whose presence makes you wish time travel existed so you might jump back to their conception and prevent it. A total cunt.

"You're such a fucking twat knuckle."

"My twat knuckle is really achy today!"

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dick knuckle

Similar to penis wrinkle, it is a term used to describe a useless person. Think about it, how useful would it be for a dick to have a knuckle?

Jimmy - "I ate the rest of your chicken."
Buddy - "What a dick knuckle."

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Knuckle Dunk

Whereas your hand is the basketball and her hole of choice is the hoop

Chris: What's Knuckle Dunk
Peter: Never mind what your friend said, if you wanna have fun with your girl try dancing

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Ugandan Knuckles

A group of brave, Ugandan Knuckles that go around on VR Chat and ask "Do you know da wae?" and "Where is the queen?" in a very dumb, but a good-sounding voice. If they find a queen, they make clicking noises. If it's a fake queen, they "spit" on the fake queen. So far one of the best memes for January 2018.

Ugandan Knuckles 1: Do you know da wae
Girl in VR Chat: what is the way?
Ugandan Knuckles 2: SHE IS A FAKE QUEEN SPIT ON HER
Ugandan Knuckles 3: (makes spitting noise)

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knuckle babies

The man custard that shoots from the penis when rubbing one out.

"That chick is so hot, when I get home I'm gonna pop off some knuckle babies. When doing so, she will tell me I am great, and I will believe her."

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knuckle tap

Commonly referred to as dap, a fist on fist greeting traditionally given as a sign of respect. However, "knuckle tap" is most often used amongst Caucasians.

Daniel: "I played a superb match of polo the other day, and I received several knuckle taps!"

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glazing a knuckle

From what I understand, after you jack your dick, the come runs down the side of your dick and onto your hand. The result looks like the substance used to glaze donuts or cinnamin rolls. I never said it was pretty.

Me: "Ray-Ray, where the fuck is Lil' Earl?"
Ray-Ray: "That fool is in the bathroom, galzing a knucle."

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