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A cheap yet powerful energy drink sold by the European supermarket chain Lidl, it goes by the name of Kong Strong. Tastes like the oil you just drained out of your engine after a 100,000 mile road trip, mixed in with some low quality cocaine and blackcurrant flavouring. Do be careful however as this is not one substance you want to mess with. Drink too many and you'll find yourself shirtless, with your huge belly hanging out as you're nearing death on the bathroom floor of an Amsterdam Hotel. This drink literally makes you feel as though King Kong has done you nicely with his Schlong. So take care with the Kong, or you'll get the Schlong.
Hey man, have you tried some of this Kong Strong?
Are you stupid? Do you want to feel the Kong Schlong?
Oh jeez, I guess you're right.
To use the excuse to make a cup of tea so you can flirt with the maid that's cleaning the kitchen.
Dude, I just caught Greg Max Konging while he's supposed to be at the meeting!
Jason Kong is kid who is a midget. he sleeps with his mom and sister in home fit for a cat. he is a hermit and never leaves his natural habitat. He spends all his time on his computer playing video games and spends over 200 dollars on mobile games that eventually go out of business. During you can spot jason hunched over with his head in his phone looking at anime cartoons (probably porn) or playing a shity add video game.
Did you just pull a Jason Kong and spend all your money on video game !!!
adj:. A white man or boy who thinks he is tough and ghetto.
It comes from the movie malibu's most wanted. No one messes with me the white kong!
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A sexual act where you are to eat panda express off of each other from top to bottom until you reach the vagina/penis.
I took my bae on a trip to DONG KONG last night, bruh.
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Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.
Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.
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Synonymous with "Ridiculous" i.e. Crazy/Bizarre/Extraordinary/Outrageous
Usually "Redonkey Kong" is used as a positive expression, applied to something perceived as good, usually surprisingly so. Though it can be used in special circumstances that are outrageous, even in a negative way.
Made popular by the Hit television show "30 Rock" in the episode "The Source Awards", although in the show it is implied that Redonkey Kong is the alias of a fictional musician that has a beef with Tracey Jordan.
Despite Redonkey Kong being debuted on 30 Rock its origins are unknown. Though it can be assumed it came to be due to the similar sound of "Redonkey Kong" to "Ridiculous". Also, the iconic game Donkey Kong is, itself, Ridiculous.
"Shit son, this cron is Redonkey Kong!"
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