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Daily Kos (Daily Kooks)

Daily kooks 30 something and can typically be found in their parents basement about to,in the middle of or just finished whacking off to old Liberace posters. They pride themselves as being "enlightened", but when faced with a debate of substance, they start sputtering bumper sticker slogans such as "Bush Lied, troops Died" or Jesus was an organizer and Pointus Pilot was a Governor". If this doesn't work, then they resort to throwing food and running off like pansies.

They preach about how the government is so bad while leaching untold amounts of money from the government under the guise of "welfare". Usually they use the tactics of Saul Alinsky when they don't get their way or losing an argument, they go to ridiculing and making up stories to fit their agenda. No need to visit this sight unless you are depressed, suicidal or need a good laugh. Usually can be found wearing Obama t-shirts stating "change-Delusions you can believe in".

Uh oh, another democratic party member recieved his talking points from the Daily Kos (Daily Kooks).

by Claymaximus September 18, 2008

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shooby-kooked

A adjective describing the condition a person is in after hitting really good weed out of a bong, bubbler, or gravity bong.

Friend 1: Hey man, how are you feeling after that hit?

Friend 2: Bro, I'm totally shooby-kooked right now.

by ari gold lives forever February 26, 2009


kooking

Kooking is the act of incest. typically found in two states, Alabama and West Virginia.

โ€œWow dude you were really kooking last night.โ€

by Sizzlebac March 7, 2018


kook cuck

Jelly_it

A kook cuck is someone who loses fantasy football, and has to wear a dress while all of his friends watch him Bowl and sing karaoke in Santa Cruz

by Secondtolast December 21, 2024


full kook

when you get a whole lotta money

WE JUST GOT 4 MILLION DOLLARS

WERE GOING FULL KOOK

by yitfoyyfyofyofooyd November 14, 2020


kook

mels angel, mel loves him sfm. she would die for him. mel is not a solo stan,, she loves bangtan and other kpop groups and solo artists too. mel wants to hug him so tight. mel wants to wake up next to him. mel is dreaming of him.
mel is talkin bout him all day and night. mel loves his voice, his smile, his CUTE lil moles, his ass, his lovely nose, his strong body, his wonderful eyes, his hands, his legs, his arms, his toes, his pretty ears, his lil lips, his amazing teeth, his skin, his perfect hair, his eyelids and eyebrows, his fingers, his cute forehead, his tiny waist, his smol nipples, his fucking chest and ughhh. MEL just LOVES HIM.

mel: uh i wanna die.
-: is it kook again???he is killin u again, amirite?
mel: ahahahah what?no no no............
......who the fucc am i trying to fool tho;,(

by kooksunderlipmole February 1, 2018


Kook

A absolute fuck with zero brain capicty. usly shitting or blowing his dad. usly friends with coopers, and Connors.

Have reputation for raping small children and have fricken asain boi tiny dick.

ur a fuckin kook

by asain dick November 14, 2019