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Kristian

Semi-tall dude that is good in math but bad in sociology.

Person: Can you help me with my sociology homework?
Kristian: No, but if you need any math help then suck my nuts.

by thelionking____ February 10, 2021


Kristian

A person who may have extreame self worth issues and my lie about what they know, like lying about knowing how many volts a battery holds and only mention it after the information is found in order to always have the right answer. And may as well put down/ sabotage friends in order to make them appear more mature.

Wait, Kristian you knew that my alternator was what was wrong with my car all along how come you didn't say anything?

by GuyManDudeHomosapian May 19, 2022


Kristian

Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world

Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior

by December 8, 2020


Kristian

He is the man of your dreams! His body is so beautiful and his dick is soooooo big! He is funny and crazy but he is also cute lovely! He is only yours! Girls keep an eye on your Kristian and kill all girls who look at him! Never let him go! He is your future!

i love you Kristian

by weloveyou333 January 2, 2017


Kristian

A guy who looks like a TikTok star. It's very annoying and cringe.

Who is that guy?
Isn't it obvious? He's a Kristian.
Ughhh

by HeheRobloxifuknowuknow November 23, 2021


Kristian

Kristian means dumbass in Hebrew

קריסטיאן kristian הוא טיפש

by mcdaddyi November 21, 2021

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kristian

a cute as boyfriend that loves u no matter what happens and then u think that he think u like someone else but really u have fallen more deeply in love with him then you think

him: "whos that?"
her: "well hes my kristian"
him: "uh but that means...."
her: "yeah i know"

him: "ok.."

by ok fineeee September 14, 2020