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the art of gettin krunked, one so adept as he is the kaptain king of krunked be it on mad beers, mad cheers, liquormaster
you know why I funnel 4 beers in one sitting? Cuz i'm KAPTAIN KRUNK!!!!
Douchebag faggot sloppy fat fuck that went to Northside, but jumped on the Acadiana bandwagon once they started winning and calls everybody his nephew when clearly there’s no relation.
Yep that’s Uncle Krunk at yet another Acadiana High football game.
when girls with big asses sit for exended periods of time, then they stand up and walk around like they are all that. When you get close to them to try and holla, you smell there booty stench (krunk junk).
nigga, I was boutsta' holla til I gotta wiff of dat bitches Krunk junk.
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Krunk-mas is a magical time of the year. On the night of December 25, after he has finished delivering presents, Santa gets really hammered and then smokes a nice fatty blunt. After he is completely belligerent, he starts to wander the North Pole in search of some fine elf pussy. The night is a blacked out orgy of drugs and alcohol filled with Christmas cheer. Eventually, out of pure exhaustion, Santa passes out in the snow next to a pile of his own vomit. As he stares up into the dark December sky, He musters up the courage to utter one last statement before he looses consciousness: "Merry Krunk-mas to all, now get fucked up and high!"
Fred: Merry Krunk-mas Jim! I got you a new bong!
Jim: Thanks Fred, I cant wait to light this up and then throw back some brews around the Krunk-mas tree!
The art of kicking a person's ass while krunk. Watch Jackie Chan's film "The Legend of Drunken Master" to see krunk-fu in action.
"Yo, did you see those two drunk guys fight at the party last night? That one dude got his ass krunk-fued!"
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(n) punk rockers that are almost always getting wasted. Mostly college kids from the 90's.
Bowling for soup are a bunch of punk rockers. sum 41 are krunk rockers.
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Any drink that gets you relatively "fucked up" or "krunked", especially malt liquor eightballs. See "maltlicious".
Ben and I went to the "Get N' GO" and bought a shit load of krunk juice.
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