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The act of shoving a baby hand in a gay man rectum, whilst the hand contracts making the aforementioned grip. This term is most widely used amongst pedophiles.
Call 911, I think I saw our neighbor with our baby! I believe they are attempting a Scrawny Kung Fu Grip.
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A term for any piece of Asian music
Person 1: "Hey dude what you listening to?"
Asian friend: "A piece of Asian music."
Person 1: "Oh that must be the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack then"
Kung Fu Panda soundtrack is a term for any piece of Asian music.
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A term first used in the Adultswim show, The Boondocks to describe Luna, a woman who was raised by wolves, later trained in White Lotus Kung-Fu, participated and won at the kumite, and is psycho as fuck.
Riley: You invited a killer kung-fu wolf bitch to the crib granddad. Granddad: How was I supposed to know she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch
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These are the two accounts that Stuart Harling used to create definitions here on UrbanDictionary. UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you.
Yes, I did know this guy. He stabbed a nurse Cheryl Moss 72 times, murdering her. I didn’t know anything about him doing anything like trying to become a serial killer or anything. He was just a net acquaintance. He made definitions here on UrbanDictionary. (Stuart Harling)
Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus
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This was quoted by the legendary Jackie Chan in his movie "Snake Fist in Eagle's Shadow." In simple terms it means "Come on you fucka let's go right now!"
"So you think you know kung fu, huh?" I said.
"What?"
Then I snapped his leg and farted in his face while yelling "Hadoken!"
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The complete package of alpha dog. Anytime someone asks you if you can do something hard—hit them up with this punch-line. Your peers will know what the fuck is up.
Stephanie: “Hey, Jordan you big Jew-nosed, egorgian bitch, can you even bench 100 pounds.”
Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”
Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”
Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”
Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts
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A life philosophy combining aspects of computer science, kung fu, and buddhism pioneered by Dr. Desell.
Through his mastery of Kung-puter fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. He then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. On this plane a functioning computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. Our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.
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