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(N) Geeky alter ego to a bored ,uproaching middle aged man with very little intrests. A man wise well upon his years if you stopped counting when he was three. A modern day philospher with a bad haircut.
Asker: Oh! Help me Deli , solve the great mystery of life?
La Deli Lama: What mystery? The game sucks, the cereal has to much cinnamon and if weren't for those pictures , the maagzine would of been cancelled years ago.
When you’re having sex and you have her in doggy style you get all stimulated up and start spitting on her back.
Dude this chick came over last night and i had to try and new position called the angry lama.
Urban Lama is the combernation of knowlage gained from a urban envioment with Buddist beliefs and practice of Dharma.
A Urban Lama Is a person wh understands the fundermental factors of life. i.e. Peace Love Kindness Shearing and so forth.
Doggy Lama is the spiritual enlightenment of a dog, as the Dalai Lama is for humans. But we assume that dogs are more buddhistically enlightened than humans.
My dog, Luna, is the 1st Doggy Lama. She is the Doggy Lama of love.
When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize
Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals
When you need to dig deep for more strength to perform a task. Inspiration to the person performing the task.
Jimmy was trying to start his lawn mower and his friend told him to put the "power to the lama".
The act of putting your penis into the ass of a man or women (whichever you prefer) and having multiple orgasms repeatedly. You Cum so many times so that you actually become limp inside the anus of your partner. Then, once fully limp, vigerously thrust as fast as possible and time how long it takes to get a stiffy again. Whenever you pull out there should be a spit back of cum, just like a lama.
Dude, you wouldnt believe how good my Limp Lama was last night.
Hey babe, wanna try the Limp Lama?
I appreciate that Limp Lama we had the other night.
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