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Dave land is a very special place Daves go to occasionally. Whenever someone named Dave is being especially weird, he is in Dave Land. No one else can go there, even Davids have their own special brand of weird. No one can follow a Dave into Dave Land except another Dave.
Dave: Fork! Hahaha! What, don't you guys get it?
Group: WHAT? Oh, he must be in Dave Land
Spag-land is a place of spags, spigs, speagles, spuggles and spoogs.
Nah, mate. Let's go check out some speagles in Spag-land.
Using a Vehicle for It's Intended Purpose
Want to go Land Rovering later?
1. A place where things are always as they should be.
2. An imaginary land people tend to go to when they dont get what they want. The details of should-land vary with each person.
Should-land is...
where georgia bulldogs always win.
where the guy always gets the girl.
where pain should only be involved in sex.
where the original singer of Drowning Pool never died.
where batteries last forever.
where it only rains when you want it to.
where Home Improvement is still on the sir.
where Smurfs DO exist.
Where UD posts this as word of the day.
When someone is out and unresponsive because they are on their phone distracted
Friend 1: Hey man you wanna get some food?
Friend 2: <on phone ignores question>
Friend 1: oh man you're in Laurinda Land again
A name for the high concentration of strip clubs and porno shops on Baltimore street in Baltimore City because it resembles an adult themepark.
Lets go to booby-land with a stack of George Washingtons.
When you put toilet paper in the bowl first, so when you take a shit the water doesnt splash up.
"Yo I just got soaked from the huge shit i just took"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"
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