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Using a Vehicle for It's Intended Purpose
Want to go Land Rovering later?
Spag-land is a place of spags, spigs, speagles, spuggles and spoogs.
Nah, mate. Let's go check out some speagles in Spag-land.
1. A place where things are always as they should be.
2. An imaginary land people tend to go to when they dont get what they want. The details of should-land vary with each person.
Should-land is...
where georgia bulldogs always win.
where the guy always gets the girl.
where pain should only be involved in sex.
where the original singer of Drowning Pool never died.
where batteries last forever.
where it only rains when you want it to.
where Home Improvement is still on the sir.
where Smurfs DO exist.
Where UD posts this as word of the day.
When someone is out and unresponsive because they are on their phone distracted
Friend 1: Hey man you wanna get some food?
Friend 2: <on phone ignores question>
Friend 1: oh man you're in Laurinda Land again
A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.
If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.
The place where the Dunnie man take girls to.
She getting a one way ticket to Dunnie land in the back of the Dunnie van
A fish-god that rose from the ocean incomplete, gaining experience and knowledge through the trials of humanity. The result was a fish bearing the humanoid limbs of many gods he had violently obliterated, save for the limbs. His own creation revolted against him and his controlling ideals, creating a new wave of powerful entities caught in constant battle. It still rages on to this day.
Person A: "Hey have you heard of our lord and savior?"
Person B: "Yeah, Land Fish?"
Person A: "What? No, I was talking about Jesus, what the fuck is Land Fish?"
Person B: "Get the fuck out"
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