Doesnβt go outside and never touches grass, not only that but showers donβt exist same with deodorant and are most likely really skinny
Oh bro your room smells like armpit I bet your a laptop gamer and your name is estin
when you shit on the keyboard of a laptop and then close it causing spread of shit everywhere.
If the keyboard is wireless, just shit on the keyboard and smash it on the desk.
My teacher gave me an F so I decided to laptop stomp on his laptop.
I hate when my friends prank me with a Laptop stomp
A Slang for "Trash gaming desktop."
bro, your PC is worse than a Gaming Laptop
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adjective. Adherrence to the conservative time period preceeding the technology era. Often used to refer to someone who is not technology, blackberry, iPhone, Blackjack, facebook, or myspace friendly.
"Dude why are you still using these floppy disks, why don't you copy the files to an easy flash drive?"
"I don't know, I've never thought about it."
"You are so Pre-Laptop, douche"
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Most likely a Chromebook. Take 20 minutes to boot up. Your search history is mostly made up of Reddit and youtube videos. It is slower than those old computers
13 year old trying to be cool: hey wanna throw the school laptops on the floor 20 year old: I don't even go to school but sure 2 hours later... mom: I got a call from the school that they lost connection to your Chromebook, did you break it 13 year old: *cries*
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A woman who works her way through business school or college by stripping.
Lucy got a job as a laptop dancer to pay for her school fees.
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