Laura Lawrence

(1.)The best person in the world. A person who seeks happiness and is very talented... plus, drop dead gorgeous! (2.) All of the above +/- a bored homosapien that lives in Iowa. (3.) Beautiful blonde with large titties. :)

Did you see that Laura Lawrence walking in the hallways? Dude I would do that instantly!!

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Lawrence Welk

The act of taking a piss and a shit (from his signature count-off "a-one and a-two")

The first thing I did after waking up this morning was take a Lawrence Welk.

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Lawrence's Law

A Corollary to Murphy's Law indicating that Captain Murphy had an optimistic outlook on life when he derived his famous law.

Murphy's Law states that anything which can go wrong, will go wrong.

Lawrence's Law states that everything will find a way to go wrong.

First proposed in 1990 at Argonne National Laboratory after the unexpected failure of a particle accelerator

Not only did we have a missle failure due to the fuel cut-off override, which was predicted with a 5% probability of occuring, The payload also struck a goose, which had a 0% probability of occurring, an example of Lawrence's Law at work.

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Sarah Lawrencing

Verb
The act of seeing someone and pretending you didn’t see them so as to not feel obligated to say “hello”

Specific to students of Sarah Lawrence, esp. on it’s garbage campus

Megan: You Sarah Lawrenced me at the Barb the other day

Amanda: Oh, I actually didn’t see you. My bad! I was too Sarah Lawrencing Madison to notice anything else

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lawrence miles

Science fiction writer. Most notable for writing the Doctor Who novels 'Alien Bodies', 'Interference Books One and Two' and 'The Adventuress of Henrietta Street'. A much maligned figure in fandom for his extreme views about his fellow "authors."

Lawrence Miles wrote the fantastic Doctor Who novel called 'Alien Bodies', but he's also criticized for his negative opinions of fellow Who-writers.

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Jennifer Lawrence

When someone cakes your face in sperm similar to a toaster strudel. Jennifer Lawrence has an infamous photo leaked from her iCloud account that shows exactly what it means to be "Jennifer Lawrence'd".

If you'd text me back I'd let you Jennifer Lawrence me.

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Dolan lawrence

Very nice kid, goes by the name "Poo shoe, alberdoingers, chode,Belly flab head" and always gets banged on by kermit.

That dude just gave away 1 million punds to charity, he must be Dolan Lawrence

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