eternity leave

A mother, who once has realized that staying home is infinitely better than going back to work goes on "eternity leave".

Alison never returned to work after the first baby she is on eternity leave.

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Banana Leaves

One of many terms used to talk about marijuana secretly.

Dude! Let's get some banana leaves tonight!

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Tea Leaves

Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.

Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.

Tea leaves - ow.

Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......

Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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leave it to beaver

dont worry about it; it will be okay; chill the fuck out, son, youre screaming.

no one really says it. but if they did, they would probably be like 'Hey, leave it to beaver. its all gravy, baby.'

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Leave It To Kait

The coolest band around.

"I Leave It To Kait."

"Who's Kait?"
"Fuck you! That's who!"

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leave a stinky

To leave a shit that is unexpectedly stinky and intentionally failing to flush the loo afterward; the unflushed poo really fucking reeks and makes the bathroom stink to high heaven.

Johnny retaliated for his mother asking him to clean his room by going into the bathroom to leave a stinky.

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hit and leave

meaning you are going to fuck a girl and then leave her.

homeboy: "aye u gon' get her pregnant?"
fuckboy: "nahhh imma hit and leave"