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Usually performed by defecating in someones toilet other than your own. Then you carefully leave the bathroom and look for somewhere else to wipe. The next person in the bathroom is stunned to see the "orphans" in the toilet. May also be tastefully displayed by first lining the toilet water with carefully folded toilet paper, thereby ensuring your orphans won't drown.
After the golf game I poached in Dr. Hook's bathroom and left an orphan for him.
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One of many terms used to talk about marijuana secretly.
Dude! Let's get some banana leaves tonight!
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Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.
Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.
Tea leaves - ow.
Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......
Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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dont worry about it; it will be okay; chill the fuck out, son, youre screaming.
no one really says it. but if they did, they would probably be like 'Hey, leave it to beaver. its all gravy, baby.'
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"I Leave It To Kait."
"Who's Kait?"
"Fuck you! That's who!"
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To leave a shit that is unexpectedly stinky and intentionally failing to flush the loo afterward; the unflushed poo really fucking reeks and makes the bathroom stink to high heaven.
Johnny retaliated for his mother asking him to clean his room by going into the bathroom to leave a stinky.
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when something is really funny, but suddenly gets really awkward