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More commonly known as "Applejack", it is re-distilled cider (or hard cider, in the U.S.).
The process raises it's alchoholic content.
The name Jersey Lightning comes from colonial times, in which road workers in New Jersey would be paid in applejack.
"These workers need to get going faster"
"Just give 'em some jersey lightning!"
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Never hits in the same place twice.
That bitch is such a whore,she's got a lightning vagina.
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A form of insurance fraud, in which someone destroys or damages (most often by arson) their own property for the purpose of collecting insurance money. Called "Jewish" lightning because the Jews are stereotypically known as a cheap, cheating race.
"So apparently Goldsteinbergowitz's house caught on fire last week. With the insurance money he'll collect, he'll probably be able to buy an even bigger house!"
"Jewish lightning if I ever saw it."
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Colloquial term for grain alcohol, made from corn in a moonshine still. This clear, illegal, and very potent beverage was a favorite in the Appalachian Mountains during US’s prohibition years.
I think I wanna taste that powerful stuff He took one g-g-glug and drank it right down And I heard him a moaning as he hit the ground Mighty, mighty leasin, pappy's corn squeezin' Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'
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the greatest ultimate Frisbee team that has ever played the sport
Conner: dude you coming to Frisbee?
Bob: Hell yeah its the lightning mikes!
An individual who refuses to adapt to new technology and blames the technology for their own failings
Miles always insists that lightning doesn't fucking work and that nobody uses it. He is such a lightning luddite.
The mysterious force that makes bisexual people so powerful and sexy.
Person 1: Wow, raccoons are so cool.
Person 2: Yeah, they’re powered by bisexual lightning.