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pit-lizard

racecar groupie,A girl who is only interested in dating or doing a racecar driver.see nerf-bird

check out the hooters on that pit-lizard!!

by dave hays March 12, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lounge Lizard

An indolent, pleasure-seeking elite corporate employee who frequents lounges, nightclubs, conferences, sport stadiums, travel venues, etc. where elite people gather with party enhancing substances. Their corporate tenures often last two years at most with salaries that are often above twenty times the local per capita. Prefer to be employed within the Tech Sector. Their job descriptions are limited to utilizing magnetic whiteboards, touchscreen tablets, and teleconferencing devices around Harkness tables within movable glass wall systems with space enhancements. Their computer skills limited to to analyzing Business Intelligence dashboards and cyberstalking their dating partners. Often accompanied by private security details when frequenting community parks and playfields in their gentrification neighborhoods. Stiletto sandals and microskirt are practically the required uniforms for HR professionals providing serves to these elite corporate employees. Standard background qualifications include being a trust fund kid of a family office or attended an elite university without any financial aid assistance. They buy their coffee beverages from any barista who live in unaffordable studio apartment near regional transit centers. When large number of these elite corporate employees have to relocate, their ineffectual politicians also relocates. Publicly traded corporations have to offer contract buyouts to layoff or terminate these elite corporate employees.

Check out those lounge lizards at that coworking space. We must be near a tech hub that is promoting "cash is trash" on social media.

Those other lounge lizards live in a building that features a discreet walk of shame door.

by AnotherByteOfSeattle February 25, 2023

23๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


pit lizard

a raunchy girl normally found in a NASCAR garage looking to pick up a good looking driver with lots of money.

see whore or skank.

Dude, have you seen Jr's ex girlfriend Kortnie? She's a total pit lizard!!

by hurrikahne July 6, 2004

96๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


lizard music

The term used to describe the squid-demon-anti melodic- garage door malfunctioning sound of most kinds of dubstep music and some drum and bass and bass music. Lizard music is primarily enjoyed by confused wooks and bass heads, and highly prevalent in Utah, Colorado and the Midwest by people who used to worship bassnectar as a deity.

It lacks common taste and melody and uses loud bass sounds and lack of a regular beat structure to overcompensate instead.

Itโ€™s been a plight infecting festivals and house music venues since around 2008, and destroying edm type events since, by taking a melody and putting so many effects on it to the point of it being unrecognizable and undanceable.

Think of the sound a squid tentacle non consensually penetrating your ear drum would make and thatโ€™s lizard music. Itโ€™s the only kind of music lizard people would enjoy.

Do the right thing and convert your local wook to house music.

I went to the kitty Kat island stage but they started playing lizard music so I left.

by Sendbobnow February 19, 2022


thrilling the lizard

Thrilling the lizard is male masturbation.

Lee: Where is Carlos?

Dan: I think he is still in the shower, thrilling the lizard.

by Dude2112 April 24, 2008


Plot Lizard

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot

Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).

by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016


Lake Lizard

Middle-aged upper class woman who lives on or near a large body of water. Skin is damaged by sun exposure and/or excessive tanning, leading to a scaly appearance. Strive to maintain a younger appearance at all costs. Known to chase younger men in their 20's to feel young again.

Ugh, that lake lizard wont leave me alone. She would be hot but she wears way to much make up and her cleavage is covered in melanoma.

by yamesdenver August 27, 2012