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to deliver feces to the appropriate destination via the anus.
Is your mom available, because I just ate a raunchy burrito, and I'd like to drop a loaf on her chest.
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To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".
guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back
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A person that you do not like who has a dumb beard. Usually a hipster or a guy that hangs out at the bookstore all day long and drinks the free coffee and tries to talk to everyone about nothing.
"Oh gads. Here comes beard Loaf again, he probably wants to tell me about existential catfish or something"
"Man. That Beard Loaf guy owns an Arcade Fire CD made out of bacon. No lie.
1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.
2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.
1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.
Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching
2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.
You should absolutely poach his loaf man.
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1. to poop, crap and/or shit
2. Basically pinching a beef sausage into the pot of lemonade stew (aka your pee and poop concoction)
Aaron and Bob squeeze a loaf after eating the buffet at Sweet Tomatoes
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Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.
Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.
Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.
Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.
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