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Glizzy on lockdown

When your girlfriend has you in a leg lock and won't let go.

Ben: I'm Scared I got my girlfriend pregnant.
Jake: Why?
Ben: She had my glizzy on lockdown

by GoreDios April 2, 2024


Lockdown Cabin Fever

Only one stop short of complete solitary confinement, it's the state of mind induced by the deprivation of adequate social interaction due to lockdown restrictions over a prolonged period.

Feeling hopless and lost, maybe i've got lockdown cabin fever...?

by mrliondct January 27, 2021


Mar-A-Lockdown

1) The euphemistic name for Donald Trump's Florida members-only resort, when the President is on site.
2) A term applied to any pleasant place under high security, lockdown, or restriction.
3) Should Trump face indictment or civil charges of misconduct and face house arrest, Mar-A-Lockdown takes on a new meaning.

Once the office building metal detectors arrived, restricting visitor progress in the main lobby, it was Mar-A-Lockdown in full force.

by NOJOPDX December 19, 2018


Chinese Lockdown

A form of lockdown employed by a government to reduce the spread of an infectious disease, where fully armed Type 99 main battle tanks (MBT) along with an handful of extremely aggressive infantry soldiers park directly outside your doorstep. This method guarantees the elimination of the disease in the areas employed, with overkill.

Yeah man, Bojo should've done a chinese lockdown, not any of this sissy shit.

by Chairman Mao Enthusiast August 23, 2021


lockdown pounds

Unwanted weight gained during a shelter in place order, resulting from overeating and lack of exercise

I put on 8 lockdown pounds in March.

by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020


facebook lockdown

When a person on facebook has ALL of their privacy features enabled allowing you to only send a friend request and MAYBE see their profile picture. You can do nothing else with them if you are not their friend.

Man, Mr. Higgins has his facebook lockdown! I was forced to send him a friend request just so I could see the status he told me about today!

by cutdicklover December 19, 2010


Cha boy lockdown

Used to describe someone when they who is racist, annoying, gay, homophobic, and constantly angry.

That kid on Xbox was a cha boy lockdown

by The fart man July 10, 2018