Random
Source Code
Random
Logic that only makes sense to Taylor.
"Hey do you want to come with me to this party?"
"I don't know, someone may ask me to go somewhere on that night. I'll wait till the last minute to get back to you on that."
"Ugh. Taylor logic."
Morgan logic is when one presents an answer that is exclusively relative to themselves and sees it as the correct answer and trying to convince others of this.
The main attribute of this logic is withholding information that could not possibly be known by any other subjects until a time they see fit to reveal it.
This is a desperate attempt at swaying the argument with zero facts or logic.
Today 5th April 2019
Dave : We are 1 / 3 the way through the year.
Bob : No we are only a 1 / 4 the way through the year.
Dave : We are in the 4th month of the year and there only 12 so 1 / 3!
Bob : Ah you see 365/94 = 3.88 shows its still a 1 / 4.
Dave : But by months I am correct.
Bob : Dave stop using Morgan Logic!
Noun - the process whereby a female will find meaning in something that does not exist. Usually used to either instigate an argument or when points based in reality have ran out.
Guy: I like those jeans, they make you're ass look nice.
Girl: ARE YOU SAYING MY ASS DOESN'T LOOK NICE NORMALLY?! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??
Guy: ...No. Don't use Girl-logic on me
26👍 2👎
A term used to describe flawed logic.
A man picks up two bananas and sticks one in each ear. He looks around and notices that he doesn't see any alligators. Using banana logic, he would conclude that alligators must be afraid of bananas and, therefore, the bananas are the reason he doesn't see any aligators.
26👍 2👎
When one takes a complex issue/idea and oversimplifies it to a point where they think they have a grasp of it. This oversimplified version is then used to make arguments to justify ones impressive knowledge to others about the subject usually leaving gaping holes that are obvious to anyone knowledgeable of the original complex issue/idea while occasionally "Wow"ing similarly logically challenged individuals.
These people are generally not complete idiots and can even have higher level degrees that they will use to back their arguments whenever possible. While some people have a natural inclination towards using troll logic, it can be learned by others who see those using it move ahead or have them as a mentor on the subject.
The name comes from the persons retarded ability to comprehend even the simplest logic, especially if it proves them wrong. They will go to great strides to come up with any work out to make their original statement right, no matter how many logical fallacies they create in the process.
Similar to Elementary School Logic and usually employed in cases like that. And on some occasions it can degrade to full blown Insane troll logic
Does not apply to people who have physical or mental handicaps.
Dude 1: Have you seen Twitter, isn't all this new Social Media stuff really impressive. You should hire me as a consultant to help you capitalize on it.
Dude 2: No thanks, and it's not really. The net has done...
Dude 1: But don't you see how impressive the impact is that it's having. It spreads messages quicker than any medium in history, and it reconnects marketplaces. Admit it, as unoriginal as it is, it's still impressive.
Dude 2: Only if you don't care to understand how...
Dude 1: Don't go telling a business grad that he doesn't care. Alexander Graham Bell is probably happy his idea was so expounded and would be impressed.
Dude 2: Yes, a guy who died 80+ years ago would probably be impressed by it.
Dude 1: Well then we are on the same page and agree that it is impressive.
Dude 2: Wow you really busted out some serious troll logic to get to that conclusion.
Dude 1: Thanks. When would you like me to start?
38👍 4👎
A type of logic that the Republican mind subscribes to. Basically Republican logic tells Republicans that only the rich white male Christian God is the only true God and that everything else is false religion. Republican logic sees no problem with blood soaked oil wars, tax breaks for the rich at the expense of the rest of the country, the gutting of social programs, the destruction of the Bill of Rights, and to make life as miserable as possible for non-Republicans. This sort of logic makes no sense to the rest of the world.
Republican logic is the logic of goose stepping, brown shirt and jack boot wearing thugs.
703👍 139👎
Any day of the week, besides Friday, that is the last day of your work week due to scheduling, vacations, days off etc.
William: Dude, why are you wearing jeans to work today today, it isn't casual Friday, it's Wednesday.
Jack: Nah, it's logical Friday, I am outta here Thursday and Friday this week. TGILF!!