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The main thoroughfare on Long Island. Also known as "The World's Longest Parking Lot".
I sat awn the (lawngilind) Long Island Expressway for too ahwuhs befawh I foynully mayd it tew Jeriko.
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Getting to second base at the very best (though usually it’s usually just making out). Often referred to as an actual hookup for bragging rights, except it’s not. Can also be applied to those in a relationship
Pat: Yo, I just hooked up with my girl Blaire the other night
Pat’s friend Kris: Wait, but was it an ACTUAL hookup, or a Long Island hookup?
Pat: Fuck
A used condom found on the beach.
I was enjoying the walk on the beach until I stepped on a "Long Island jellyfish."
The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.
Bringing a prositiute to your beach house
scotts plan for a "Long Island Bonesaw," was derailed by a police investigation.
When a girl sucks your dick and then gives you a long island with sprite instead of coke.
"Did Maggie really give you a blonde long island? She's a keeper!"
a person who is unemployed, sits outside all day chewing on food, and makes comments as passers-by that are generally crude
i don't like going home that way, I always get cat-called by that Long Island Lothario