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A play to run on girls to get the business.
1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......
a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.
give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.
The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn works!
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From the Playbook written by Barney Stinson.
An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.
Yo you see Barny go all Lorenzo Von Matterhorn on dat girl?
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When you do something embarrassing in front of people you don't know well enough for it to be funny
I had a Sam Lorenzo moment during my presentation in class today when I messed up and no one laughed.
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My best friend :)! Super nice, fun, funny, honest, trustworthy, etc. Such a good friend!
“Yo lorenzo M H is my best friend!”
Per definition the opposite of Big-Dick-Energy because Lorenzo, as we all know, only has an one-inch-penis.
That's some major big Lorenzo-Energy here
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A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.
Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
Character from Shadowhunters the series
We call him "Pferdeschwanzheini"
Pferdeschwanzheini = ponytail heini (heini is a random word for dude or guy)
me: Did you see Pferdeschwanzheini in the episode last night?
other fan: (confused look) Who is Pferdeschwanzheini?
me: Ouuuuh thats Lorenzo Rey