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1. A male who lurks in an area with scantily clad women such as a beach or gym while working up a stiffy and subsequently slinking off to the nearest bathroom or broom closet to masturbate.
The lurker jerker on the next elliptical has an erection.
Usually when people order pizza, after dinner, USUALLY people leave the pizza out, Leftover Lurkers usually come down to have dinner from the leftovers or in my case, usually have a second dinner
Guy 1: That pizza really hit the spot, but Im still hungry.
Guy 2: Well you're out of luck, the leftover lurker came down and took it for his own
Guy 1: Shit
A fart that is not smelled immediately upon flatulation, but subsequently delivers a potent stench.
I left the room before my lurker bomb hit
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a thief (usually well dressed) who enters an office by acting like they belong there with the intent of stealing something
"my laptop was stolen by an office lurker"
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one who hangs out in a pumpkin patch to have intercourse with the best looking pumpkins.
Im never hanging out with Phil again, hes not a patch lurker.
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Someone who spends several hours every day on Discord. Their demographics are wide, but many of them tend to be a Weeb. Often times they are also a Discord Mod
User1- “How long does (user) use discord every day?”
User2- “She’s a discord lurker. She probably spends all day on here”
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A place filled with retards and faggots, using dry humor and gay jokes to try and forget that in the end, they are a bunch of dumbasses who have nothing else to do but ban cool members like sgubon.
Hey, I heard Joey was blinded while browsing the internet.
Yeah, he decided to check out that hip fresh forum, Liquid Lurker.
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